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There was a young man from Bath
Who was very VERY bad at math
When he added two plus two
His answer just wouldn’t do
So his teacher gave him a bit of his wrath

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There once was a bird could not sing
So she hid her head ‘neath her wing
She felt so ashamed
But she couldn’t to be blamed
Everyone knows chickens can’t sing a thing!

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There once was a clock in a cathedral
Whose face was shaped tetrahedral
When the time was at ten
You only knew when
the Choir sang octahedral

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There was a young lady who lived in an inn
And never needed any Pronexin
Who wandered forlorn
In full dress adorn
‘Cause she never knew which bed she’d sleep next in

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In the interest of full disclosure
the fellow retained his composure
because it was said
if he yelled off his head
he might suffer a complete foreclosure

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There once was a Muslim in jail
for refusing the Ayatollah to hail
his crime was a sin
but he still had to grin
at the jokes he received in the mail