Come my friend let’s sit awhile
We’ll share a joke; We’ll share a smile
And before our visit is marked through
We’ll share what’s new with me; what’s new with you.
More Bad Poetry From Your Author
Posted By ê¿ê on September 25th, 2009
- Image by Fergal OP via Flickr
There was a young man from Bath
Who was very VERY bad at math
When he added two plus two
His answer just wouldn’t do
So his teacher gave him a bit of his wrath
* * *
There once was a bird could not sing
So she hid her head ‘neath her wing
She felt so ashamed
But she couldn’t to be blamed
Everyone knows chickens can’t sing a thing!
* * *
There once was a clock in a cathedral
Whose face was shaped tetrahedral
When the time was at ten
You only knew when
the Choir sang octahedral
* * *
There was a young lady who lived in an inn
And never needed any Pronexin
Who wandered forlorn
In full dress adorn
‘Cause she never knew which bed she’d sleep next in
* * *
In the interest of full disclosure
the fellow retained his composure
because it was said
if he yelled off his head
he might suffer a complete foreclosure
* * *
There once was a Muslim in jail
for refusing the Ayatollah to hail
his crime was a sin
but he still had to grin
at the jokes he received in the mail
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Comments 3
I’ll take a nice limerick over a sonnet any day.
Patricia — they both have their places in the grand scheme of things.
I’m not into poetry although I’m a melancholic type of person lol maybe this is just different. I prefer a love-kind-of-thing poetry heh heh
Michael — I will write a love poem just for you ;P
Wow. That was deep. Almost made me shed a tear. Just kidding! I love “bad poetry” it makes me feel happy and childish and I don’t have to sit down for hours trying to decipher any hidden meanings.
Tee Hee! No deep meanings here that’s for sure!