You know, it’s kind of sad, but I’m beginning to be amused by some of the spam e-mail I’m getting.
Some guy named Shawn C (it’s always Shawn, but the letter can be something else) is AMAZED that he’s doing whatever it is he’s doing (I have never peeked to see just what it is he IS doing as I don’t think I want to know). And Shauna want’s me to view her collection of Patek Philippe watches. Of course there are the never ending offers of prescription drugs from Canada along with stuff to enlarge my penis (sorry guys, don’t need it as I don’t happen to have one of those). I never seem to get any to make my boobs bigger — I wonder why?
Oh — and they want to know if I think Hillary is a good candidate — TRUST ME…you truly do NOT want my opinion on that subject!
I have offers to make me drop 12 pounds (why 12? why not 10 or 20?) in 2 days and/or by Friday — which is it?
I have offers to remove error files from my computer — I didn’t know I had any!
They have stuff to get rid of the ringing in my ears — I thought it was the phone, HONEST!
And the most priceless one is to see what GOOGLE says about me — are they talking about me AGAIN??!!!???
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